sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

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gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

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mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

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bluelawnmowers:

I LOVE this.

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toomanysexybrits:

breakfastlunchandfinna:

the-beauty-of-innuendos:

masterguitarguy:

oh my fucking god im like crying

THIS WAS A FULL EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

Oh. My. God.

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